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Another text. I can’t find the pouches. I try and be as helpful and as encouraging as possible. Use your eyes and limbs, I reply. The 28th Anniversary New Jack City 1991 2019 Signature Shirt go by and I haven’t had any texts demanding me to come home this instant. I call his phone. No answer. I call again. Still, no answer. Says Daddy, just as the Little Poppet walks over and gently kisses him on the head.
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He’s probably in a corner waving a white flag whilst the Little Poppet launches mushed bananas at him and pretty wooden toys that are instead used as weapons, all whilst smearing dried Mini-Wheats everywhere. That’ll show Daddy for being so willfully ignorant to the world of staying at home with feral toddlers. I walk through the door at just past 5:30 in the afternoon. I could have been home earlier but I decided to sit in the car outside the house for five minutes and scroll through Pinterest. Hello, I’m home! Peace is now restored I declare. We are in here, shouts Daddy. Jesus Christ. I can’t even see the carpet, let alone any sign of household maintenance being done today. I walk through an ocean of toys and books with the flaps ripped out to find Daddy and the Little Poppet hidden amongst thrown sofa cushions.
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What the heck is going on, have we been robbed, why aren’t you crying in the corner, daddy reels off all the lovely things that have happened today to make looking after the 28th Anniversary New Jack City 1991 2019 Signature Shirt an absolute delight and easy peasy and how much he’d ‘rather stay at home with her every day than go to work. But the laundry. The hoovering. The dishes. The dinner prep. This is not the same!’ I shout, almost blacking out from the injustice of it all. You haven’t lived a day in my life at all.